i like bacon

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mycrolmes:

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

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whatthefunniest:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the acceptable

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gerardcest:

sharticles:

OK 

IM SCREAIGNM

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• friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
• me: but I showered for you

skankpatrol:

oh my jesus

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